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Surprisingly, amongst the 331 female inscriptions there were no references to heterosexual dating (homosexual dating scored one per cent). There were no homosexual references to anal contacts, and only one per cent heterosexual reference to anal activity. Oral contacts scores two per cent (heterosexual) and one per cent (homosexual); "other erotic items" also scored two per cent (both heterosexual and homosexual).
Most frequent sexual references by males The investigators found 1048 sexual and non-sexual inscriptions in male toilets, of which the largest category (30 per cent) were homosexual oral contacts, with heterosexual oral contacts scoring only eleven per cent. Twenty-one per cent of the inscriptions were to homosexual dating and eighteen per cent to homosexual anal contacts.
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Least frequent sexual references by femalesSurprisingly, amongst the 331 female inscriptions there were no references to heterosexual dating (homosexual dating scored one per cent). There were no homosexual references to anal contacts, and only one per cent heterosexual reference to anal activity. Oral contacts scores two per cent (heterosexual) and one per cent (homosexual); "other erotic items" also scored two per cent (both heterosexual and homosexual).
Most frequent sexual references by males The investigators found 1048 sexual and non-sexual inscriptions in male toilets, of which the largest category (30 per cent) were homosexual oral contacts, with heterosexual oral contacts scoring only eleven per cent. Twenty-one per cent of the inscriptions were to homosexual dating and eighteen per cent to homosexual anal contacts.
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Cunnilingus & fellatio: Only Royal example
There is no reason to suppose that royal personages do not enjoy their sex the same as the rest of us. Apart from the occasional scandal, however, we know very little of the sexual predilections of reigning monarchs: sometimes, after the event, some information leaks out.
There is one nice case on record - of royal oral sex. The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu evidently a keen feminist, designed a sexual custom aimed at elevating the female and humbling the male. To her fellatio represented supposed masculine supremacy: so she devised a means whereby "licking of the lotus stamen" could be exalted into prime extra coital importance and thus symbolise the advent of feminine domination. Wu Hu insisted that all governmental officials and visiting dignitaries pay homage to her Imperial Highness by performing cunnilingus upon her. Thus old paintings depict the empress holding her robe open while a dignitary kneels before her to lick her genitals (A. Edwardes & R. E. L. Masters, "The Cradle of Erotica").
Earliest account of the origin of the dildo?
Drawings by Borel, and engraving by Ulluin, for Les Mémoires de Saturnin ou Le Portier des Chartreux, 1787 Several accounts of the origin of the dildo have been published in Britain and elsewhere. The earliest thorough-going attempt is taken by one writer to be the "Wonderful and Edifying History of the Origin of the Godemiché or Dildo" printed at the end of an erotic work The Schoolfellows; or Young Ladies Guide to Love (London, 1830). The account is a translation from L'Histoire merveilleuse et édifiante du Godemiché in the second part of "L'Aretin ou la Débauche de l'Esprit of Abbé Dulaurens" (Rome,1763 and 1768).
Most popular type of dildo?
Throughout history the most popular dildos have always been those that occurred in nature, i.e. fruit and veg. Carrots, bananas etc. have always been employed by frustrated - and not so frustrated - women as substitute penises. Of artificial devices the candle is perhaps the most widely used. John Atkins quotes "execrable verse" by Suckling
Every size, shape and color dildo vibrator there is, Here!
There is a thing which in the light
Is seldom us'd; but in the night
It serves the female maiden crew
The ladies and the good-wives too:
They use to take in their hand,
And then it will uprightly stand;
And to a hole they it apply
Where by its goodwill it would die;
It spends, goes out, and still within
It leaves its moisture thick and thin.
World Record Breasts:
Many men, as we all know, are fascinated by massive breasts. Magazines cater specifically for such tastes and a number of strip-tease artists try hard to capitalise on their gigantic mammary apparatus (connoisseurs will recall the fifty-odd-inch busts of Big Julie and Big Bertha in the clubs).
Zola wrote of Desire who kept a bar and a dance hall (was she based on fact?) - "she seemed so vast, with a pair of breasts each one of which required a man to embrace it. Rumour had it that nowadays she had to have two of her weekday lovers each night to cope with the job."
In one recorded instance ("The Sexual Anatomy of Woman" by W. F. Benedict), a girl of fourteen had breasts weighing sixteen pounds; and in another case a woman of thirty had breasts weighing fifty-two pounds. As with the male sexual organs breasts are sometimes grossly enlarged by disease or some other unwelcome cause. For instance some women have hyper-trophied breasts, sagging vastly and of quite giant proportions. An Abyssinian woman with this condition is shown by Mantegazza in his book, "The Sexual Relations of Mankind".
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Cunnilingus & Fellatio:
Highest quoted number of positions? There are literally an infinite number of positions for any form of sexual activity. This means that there is no upper limit to the number of ways that, e.g. oral sex, can be performed. This rather liberal way of interpreting sexual postures leads to odd consequences. Legman, for instance, has suggested that there are 14,288,400 positions for cunnilingus alone! This strikes me as rather perplexing. Is he sure that there are not 14,288,401 ?
First recorded instance of sodomy in China
Sodomy is one of those ambiguous words. In American law, for instance, it can mean anything - from oral sex to anal intercourse. Generally sodomy is a synonym for homosexuality, implying the commonplace homosexual act of anal intercourse. The first recorded instance of sodomy in Chinese history, figuratively 2 described by the literati as "sharing the peach" occurred in the State of Wei. Thus Duke Ling committed sodomy with a young court official, Mi Tzu-hsia, who had a face "as pretty as that of a blooming maiden."
Main Entry: cun·ni·lin·gus - Pronunciation: "k&-ni-'li[ng]-g&s
Variant(s): also cun·ni·linc·tus /-'li[ng](k)-t&s/
Function: noun Etymology: cunnilingus, New Latin, from Latin, one who licks the vulva, from cunnus vulva + lingere to lick; cunnilinctus, New Latin, from Latin cunnus + linctus, act of licking, from lingere --
: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
Main Entry: fel·la·tio Pronunciation: f&-'lA-shE-"O, fe-
Variant(s): also fel·la·tion /-'lA-sh&n/ Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin fellation-, fellatio, from Latin felare, fellare, literally, to suck ; oral stimulation of the penis
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Cunnilingus & fellatio: Only Royal example
There is no reason to suppose that royal personages do not enjoy their sex the same as the rest of us. Apart from the occasional scandal, however, we know very little of the sexual predilections of reigning monarchs: sometimes, after the event, some information leaks out.
There is one nice case on record - of royal oral sex. The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu evidently a keen feminist, designed a sexual custom aimed at elevating the female and humbling the male. To her fellatio represented supposed masculine supremacy: so she devised a means whereby "licking of the lotus stamen" could be exalted into prime extra coital importance and thus symbolise the advent of feminine domination. Wu Hu insisted that all governmental officials and visiting dignitaries pay homage to her Imperial Highness by performing cunnilingus upon her. Thus old paintings depict the empress holding her robe open while a dignitary kneels before her to lick her genitals (A. Edwardes & R. E. L. Masters, "The Cradle of Erotica").
Earliest account of the origin of the dildo?
Drawings by Borel, and engraving by Ulluin, for Les Mémoires de Saturnin ou Le Portier des Chartreux, 1787 Several accounts of the origin of the dildo have been published in Britain and elsewhere. The earliest thorough-going attempt is taken by one writer to be the "Wonderful and Edifying History of the Origin of the Godemiché or Dildo" printed at the end of an erotic work The Schoolfellows; or Young Ladies Guide to Love (London, 1830). The account is a translation from L'Histoire merveilleuse et édifiante du Godemiché in the second part of "L'Aretin ou la Débauche de l'Esprit of Abbé Dulaurens" (Rome,1763 and 1768).
Most popular type of dildo?
Throughout history the most popular dildos have always been those that occurred in nature, i.e. fruit and veg. Carrots, bananas etc. have always been employed by frustrated - and not so frustrated - women as substitute penises. Of artificial devices the candle is perhaps the most widely used. John Atkins quotes "execrable verse" by Suckling
Every size, shape and color dildo vibrator there is, Here!
There is a thing which in the light
Is seldom us'd; but in the night
It serves the female maiden crew
The ladies and the good-wives too:
They use to take in their hand,
And then it will uprightly stand;
And to a hole they it apply
Where by its goodwill it would die;
It spends, goes out, and still within
It leaves its moisture thick and thin.
World Record Breasts:
Many men, as we all know, are fascinated by massive breasts. Magazines cater specifically for such tastes and a number of strip-tease artists try hard to capitalise on their gigantic mammary apparatus (connoisseurs will recall the fifty-odd-inch busts of Big Julie and Big Bertha in the clubs).
Zola wrote of Desire who kept a bar and a dance hall (was she based on fact?) - "she seemed so vast, with a pair of breasts each one of which required a man to embrace it. Rumour had it that nowadays she had to have two of her weekday lovers each night to cope with the job."
In one recorded instance ("The Sexual Anatomy of Woman" by W. F. Benedict), a girl of fourteen had breasts weighing sixteen pounds; and in another case a woman of thirty had breasts weighing fifty-two pounds. As with the male sexual organs breasts are sometimes grossly enlarged by disease or some other unwelcome cause. For instance some women have hyper-trophied breasts, sagging vastly and of quite giant proportions. An Abyssinian woman with this condition is shown by Mantegazza in his book, "The Sexual Relations of Mankind".
Interested in more facts, statistics and trivia about breasts? How about a look at the biggest boobies ever recorded? Take a gander and have a good laugh at our hysterical page of
World Record Boobies !
Cunnilingus & Fellatio:
Highest quoted number of positions? There are literally an infinite number of positions for any form of sexual activity. This means that there is no upper limit to the number of ways that, e.g. oral sex, can be performed. This rather liberal way of interpreting sexual postures leads to odd consequences. Legman, for instance, has suggested that there are 14,288,400 positions for cunnilingus alone! This strikes me as rather perplexing. Is he sure that there are not 14,288,401 ?
First recorded instance of sodomy in China
Sodomy is one of those ambiguous words. In American law, for instance, it can mean anything - from oral sex to anal intercourse. Generally sodomy is a synonym for homosexuality, implying the commonplace homosexual act of anal intercourse. The first recorded instance of sodomy in Chinese history, figuratively 2 described by the literati as "sharing the peach" occurred in the State of Wei. Thus Duke Ling committed sodomy with a young court official, Mi Tzu-hsia, who had a face "as pretty as that of a blooming maiden."
Main Entry: cun·ni·lin·gus - Pronunciation: "k&-ni-'li[ng]-g&s
Variant(s): also cun·ni·linc·tus /-'li[ng](k)-t&s/
Function: noun Etymology: cunnilingus, New Latin, from Latin, one who licks the vulva, from cunnus vulva + lingere to lick; cunnilinctus, New Latin, from Latin cunnus + linctus, act of licking, from lingere --
: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
Main Entry: fel·la·tio Pronunciation: f&-'lA-shE-"O, fe-
Variant(s): also fel·la·tion /-'lA-sh&n/ Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin fellation-, fellatio, from Latin felare, fellare, literally, to suck ; oral stimulation of the penis
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